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Groucho
(Blowing out a puff of smoke)
Now -- how many men you got in your army?

Chico
Well, we gotta one hundred thousand men.

Groucho
That's not fair -- we've only got fifty thousand.

Chico
That's all right. We let you have twenty-five thousand
men -- and we both start even.

Groucho
(Enthusiastically)
That's the spirit -- fifty-fifty.

Chico
No. Seventy-five -- seventy-five.

Groucho
Well, we'll let that one go. Now -- how many battalions you
got?

Chico
We gotta two battalions and one Frenchman.

Groucho
I wish you were still working for me, so I could ask you to
resign. How're ya fixed for cavalry?

Chico
I've gotta five thousand men but no horses.

Groucho
That's funny, we've got five thousand horses but no men.

Chico
That's all right -- our men can ride your horses.

Groucho
Not a bad idea. If our horses get tired they can ride your
men for a change.

(Chico nods agreeingly)
Now, I don't mind letting you have our horses, but you must
promise to put them through their manoeuvers.

Chico
Oh, sure. We have horse manoeuvers every morning.

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